Get Your 🍑 To The Polls
Don't even look at me if you ain't voting
Yall know what time it is — Election Day!
Alright, I get it. For most Americans, the 2025 Election isn’t exciting. We can’t all be in NYC casting ballots for Mamdani, or in Virginia electing a new governor and House of Delegates.
But that doesn’t make the local races on your ballot any less important. Don’t want Moms for Liberty on your local school board? Want a mayor who will finally invest in your community? Then get to the polls.
Fun fact about local elections — they get shit turnout. That means just a handful of votes often shape the outcome. Your vote has more impact the closer to home, so get out there, cast that bitch, and get your sticker.
“Alex I already voted,” you say. Good for you, my darling reader. You are granted permission to imagine me kissing you smack on the lips. Just this once. Now share this article to help spread these GOTV resources:
How do I vote oh my god is it too late? Oh man oh jeez
Shush lil baby, I gotchu;
Step 1: Need to register? Many states have same day registration! You can get the deets on that here;
Step 2: Where to go? Find your polling place here;
Step 3: Wait, what are you voting for? Plan your ballot ahead of time so you can be informed when you cast your vote;
Boom! You’re done!
What The 2025 Election Tells Us:
Tomorrow will be a major indicator of the trajectory for the midterms. Over performances by the Democrats won’t just be energizing as we combat MAGA, but could empower bolder, more progressive candidates in the primaries.
I’ll be watching the polls closely tonight and reporting back Wednesday with my initial reactions, so stay tuned, stay safe, and stay angry!